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Dec. 9th, 2008

sam's note to dean

Holiday Drabbles SIGN UP POST

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Time for holiday drabbles.

Please leave drabble requests here in the comments. They can be holiday-themed, or not. You can choose from the following fandoms: SPN, HP, Heroes, Ender's Game, Smallville, Everwood, Psych, Venture Brothers, Torchwood (the early ones are the ones I know best), Friday Night Lights, and etc. (try me, I might know it). I write in every rating (but you know filth is my favorite), and I will write almost any prompt you can think of (some past prompts: snow, the sharp point of a quill, better than alone, in a garden, PORN, them being brothers but not with incest). So fill out the following form and also let me know if you want me to send it by snail mail, email it to you, or post it up in my fic journal.

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Do you want a Christmas/Holiday card? Please leave your address in comments (they are screened) and I will put you on my list. If you got one from me last year and then you moved (sneaky, sneaky), give me your new address, please!

Apr. 14th, 2008

jared is pregnant

Football'verse Master Post

For those of you who have enjoyed the Football'verse in the past, here is a master post with links to all stories in the football'verse thus far. Yes, the story is technically complete, but I can't resist a bunny in a Cowboys jersey so there will probably be more stories as the mood (or prompt) strikes...

Title: The Football'verse (5 parts complete; two timestamp fics)
Author: bksncleverness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2, implied Jensen/Tom, Mike/Tom (Chad is single)
Summary: Jensen Ackles is the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Jared Padalecki is a newly drafted receiver on the team. With Welling on the injured list, Padalecki steps up to play, and there's some tension on and off the field. After they fix that, it's all just fun and smut and a lil' schmoop too.
Word Count: for all parts: ~33,000
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my smutty imagination. Also, this is an alternate universe, so it may be happening *somewhere* but it ain't here.
Notes: Parts of this fic have been beta'd by mooncharm, stephanometra, juice817, and rivers_bend. Thank you, ladies. I am nothing without my betas.

Special thanks to stephanometra for correcting and suggesting all the Texas stuff I threw in there. I especially love her for introducing me to Shiner which is now canon, y'all. Special thanks to to mooncharm for being my porn muse and one of the best friends I've ever had.

Part 1a Incomplete Passes

Part 1b

Part 2 The Blitz

Part 3 Third and Goal

Part 4 Quarterback Sneak

Weight Training

Three Days Without Jared

Part 5 The Hands-Off Jared Policy

Apr. 8th, 2008

j2 ass babies

More fun from the Football'verse!

Title: The Hands-Off-Jared Policy
Author: bksncleverness
Word count: 8856
Pairing: J2
Summary: a new entry for the football'verse; takes place after the end of part 4; it's a few months later and Jared suggests they go visit his folks in San Antonio. Jensen is nervous about the whole thing.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my smutty imagination.
Notes: A fic requested by my porn muse, mooncharm. She requested: Football’verse. Jared brings Jensen home to meet the parents. Clandestine blowjobs! Pool sex! We could be discovered at any moment but fuck me harder! And all that good stuff. Also incidentally requested by nickgregfan. Two for the price of one! I've also been wanting to write a J2 on the Riverwalk fic since I spent New Year's in San Antone. Thought of them the whole time I was there.

Many thanks to my betas: the amazing and talented mooncharm and my new awesome friend, rivers_bend. You guys are un-freaking-believable betas and the story is ten times better because you fixed all the shit I couldn't. All remaining errors are mine.

One more thing: In this story, I quote something Jared said to me at the SPN con in L.A. If you don't know which line actually came out of Jared Padalecki's mouth in RL, comment and I'll tell you. M'sorry if it's self-indulgent; I just couldn't help myself!

Jared’s family, like the rest of the world, thought they were just best friends.Collapse )

Mar. 19th, 2008

dean's sad face

New Wee!cest fic!

Title: Fever
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count: somewhere in the 5500 range, I think.
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings: wee!cest; Sam is 14, Dean is 18
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my smutty imagination.
Summary: Sam's sick when Dad's away. Dean takes care of him.
Notes: This is a story I wrote for mooncharm forever ago. I can't even remember why I wrote it except that I was home sick with a fever a few weeks ago and it inspired sick!sam fic. Also, mooncharm is awesome, and I would write anything for her. Many thanks to my two amazing betas: juice817 who read this at CorCon and was so incredibly supportive of it, and stephanometra whose facility with the language is a fuckin' inspiration to me.

When Sam doesn’t get up to say goodbye to Dad, who’s leaving for a job that will take him away for a couple of days at least, Dean just chalks it up to Sam being a pain-in-the-ass fourteen-year-old. When Sam doesn’t get himself up for school, though, Dean knows something’s wrong.Collapse )

Feb. 27th, 2008

sam dean looking at each other

Drabble for Juice!

M'kay, so juice817 requested two drabbles. Here is one.

Title: Wet Dream Sammy
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count: 624
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R (I can't believe it's not pornier)
Notes: For juice817 who requested Sam/Dean, porny, prompt=dreams

I hope you like it!

Dean was going to get to the bottom of this new and improved Wet Dream Sammy.Collapse )

Feb. 22nd, 2008


New Fic! Sam/Dean

I have tried my hand at a new kink. It's watersports, everyone! I've noticed more watersports fic with Sam and Dean than I ever noticed in other fandoms. And the ones I've read thus far have been amazing, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Title: The Twinkle List
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Watersports, ho! Don't read it if you get squicked by that kind of thing. Also slashy smex.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my smutty imagination.
Notes: For my darling mooncharm who is my Porn Muse and who shares some of my many perversions. *sigh* Unbeta'd, so feel free to chime in with suggestions.

He’d had to go since they left the bar, but he just figured he’d wait until they got back to the motel, not expecting that Dean wouldn’t be able to wait thirty seconds before pushing him down onto the bed.Collapse )

Feb. 19th, 2008

sam dean looking at each other

New drabble!

This one's for lexzilla. Hope you like!!

Title: The Kitten Made Them Realize
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count: ~870
Pairing: J2
Rating: Hard R
Notes: lexzilla asked for J2 with a kitten; sorry if this gets schmoopy. I wanted some lovey dovey bliss since Thursday's ep.

Jared swore the hairball was bigger than the kitten who made it, the runt of a litter Jensen found huddling under the wooden porch of his rented house.Collapse )

Feb. 15th, 2008

writing is awesome

New fic based on 3X11

Yeah, so I was reading the flist last night for reactions to the ep. and strippedpink said she wanted something like this. I woke up and wrote it in an hour.

Title: Sam Winchester Cries His... (you know the rest of the line, I won't put the full title up until folks overseas have seen the episode)
Author: bksncleverness
Rating: R
Warnings: this is VERY spoilery for 3X11. Do not read if you don't want to be spoiled.
Word Count: 1088
Disclaimer: I make no profit from my porn and I don't own Supernatural, a fact that has me weeping bitter tears every night.
Notes: This was inspired by something strippedpink said in her LJ. It bunnied me hard, so I'm dedicating this to you, Keepa. Hope you like it!

All he could hear now was the sound of his foot squelching in his bloody shoe.Collapse )
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Feb. 14th, 2008

sam dean looking at each other

Valentine's Day Drabbles, part 2

Here is the next drabble. It's also for titti.

Title: Ruby's Visit
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count:494
Fandom/Pairing: SPN, Sam/Ruby/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Notes: titti requested Sam/Ruby/Dean with a strap-on. Hope you like!
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, nor do I own SPN. And I cry every night because of it. *sigh*

When Sam got back to the hotel room with dinner, Ruby was there with Dean.Collapse )
sam dean looking at each other

Valentine's Day Drabbles, part 1

Happy V-Day, everyone!! I have the first of the Valentine's Day Drabbles. This one is for titti.

Title: Forgiveness
Author: bksncleverness
Word Count: 402
Fandom/Pairing: FNL Tim/Coach
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Don't read if you get squicked by coaches being involved with their players.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and I do not profit from my porn, except in exultation.
Notes: Titti requested Tim/Coach, any rating, prompt: forgivness. Enjoy, my darling!!

'You can’t keep doin’ this,' Eric said, pushing Tim away.Collapse )

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